Loveless is an Idiot!

[Loveless]

Christmas Morning:

Everyone is at home and my nephews had just opened their presents.
Everyone is either talking or watching T.V.

My brother and i are in the kitchen making ourselves breakfast, i had finished and was cleaning up...

I was cleaning a knife when I CUT INTO MY RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER!!! much bleeding and cursing takes place.

On impluse i throw the knife missing my brothers foot by a couple of inches (he was barefoot)

Everyone rushes into the kitchen and tries to tell me what to do, like put pressure on it or run it in cold water.

Oviously not thinking, I shake my hand like you would if you had pinched your finger on something, blood spatters about, more pain and cursing takes places.

Anyway Im starting to ramble and im forgeting what the point of me posting this was.

I now look like Im always flipping people off, so the pain has its rewards.

P.S. Im never cleanng a knife again

P.P.S. Im sorry for posting this i dont know what the hell im thinking about and im bored so thats never a good mix

[Phelan]

If it makes you feel any better I have done the same thing to my thumb. I thought I would be cool and cut up a summer sausage like a chef except I have no idea what I am doing and slice halfway through my thumb, then I drop the sausage and through then knife missing my friends hand by less than an inch and start waving my hand around. So I know how it feels is my point. lol.

[Gaien]

Bladed objects and you tend not to get along very well, do they Phel?

[Phelan]

usually it isn't a problem, but that is besides the point this was about loveless.

[Zugarok]

I have to say that Rhabuka had a slight incident a few years ago with our vorpal knife.

[Rhabuka]

Indeed, a large BBQ sauce-covered (hence slippery) knife. I've had a healthy fear for that knife ever since.

[Ari]

“Hmmm… it would suffice to declare that you seem to be deficient in the adroitness and synchronization for performing such an uncomplicated undertaking. My counsel is to circumvent such responsibilities at whatever time the potential task arises.”

[Wilkens]

two things, loveless, did you pay for your knives? if you did then they wouldnt bite you

and second, to ari..... HUH?? sry, your post was quite ummmm out of my ability of understanding.

[Lainelru Mistwielder]

Wilkens said:

two things, loveless, did you pay for your knives? if you did then they wouldnt bite you

and second, to ari..... HUH?? sry, your post was quite ummmm out of my ability of understanding.

I think she was using large words to say what the title does...that he's an idiot. (No offense loveless)