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Post by Elindar on Nov 19, 2004 14:15:03 GMT -5
BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.
"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.
The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.
Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.
"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
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Post by Thorgram Deepmug on Nov 19, 2004 17:20:32 GMT -5
OMG! WE GOT TO SAVE TEH LITTLE PEOPLE FROM A CRUEL AND PROBABLY UNUSUAL FATE!!!! TO BATTLE!!!!!
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Post by hakiko on Nov 19, 2004 17:44:46 GMT -5
I see an rpa event hidden in this article somewhere. Rescue the gnome nudists from the evil ogres!
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Post by Nobel on Nov 19, 2004 19:45:39 GMT -5
Hmmm... this might explain what happened to Uncle Yolyok and Aunt Fizzlegarb. They always were the, umm, peculiar ones in the family. More peculiar than normal, that is.
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Post by Kyrinn the Black on Nov 21, 2004 14:22:21 GMT -5
"..."
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