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Post by Zugarok on Aug 9, 2004 12:09:26 GMT -5
Yesterday I was part of a practical joke with Rhabuka and a couple of ou buddies, that made me laugh and laugh and laugh. We have two dd's (BF/GF) that we have made about 17 levels with, and yesterday one of them was dual-boxing the other...well, since the other dd was getting loads of xp for free (maybe 3 yells) we figured he should pay for it later, so...
Our accomplice changed a hotkey that originally said
Grats, %4 !!!
to
%4 I am so ... and I want your lovely ass!
Well, first our unknowing suspect used that hotkey (in say) towards Freeport's own good Banker Cordin and didn't even realize it. The next time he used it was on my beautiful wife.
Rhabuka replied, "excuse me?"
I replied "That is my wife!!!!"
And menaced him... We let him stew for a moment while our accomplice at his house rolled on the floor, laughing. So then I said...
"You've been Punk'd" (TM)
Rhabuka laughed so much she had tears streaming down her face.
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Post by Rhabuka on Aug 9, 2004 12:39:51 GMT -5
It still makes me laugh just thinking about it. I can only imagine what the crowd of people around Banker Cordin thought when they heard him say that! Honestly thought I was going to pass out from laughing so much ;D
Oh, and then he kept complaining about it in Shouts at DFC -- people always have such interesting things to say there!
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Post by Rhabuka on Aug 9, 2004 12:57:54 GMT -5
Same couple a few levels ago, at the Sphinx Pyramid. We take a quick break for sustenance. Zug returns to find one of our friend's character's (the nec) running in circles. Friend #2 (the wiz) is already dead from the ensuing train. Friend #1 soon follows but somehow we manage to survive.
Turns out her controller had dropped to the floor and had pressed down on the joystick!
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Post by Jwiz on Aug 9, 2004 14:37:27 GMT -5
one of the fnniest things ive seen in-game is one night bout 11pm at dfc the devs spwned some special dethfists general somthin and others took control of them killed everyone and as they died shouted GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER and others such as YOU LOSE PUNK fortunatly they removed all dept and some guys finaly killed um and they droped som GP stuff i think NOTE: this all happened pre-fronters
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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Aug 12, 2004 8:58:55 GMT -5
LOL Zug! I just read your first post and it cracked me up. I'm still chuckling...hehehe...hahaha!
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Post by Jwiz on Aug 12, 2004 10:58:40 GMT -5
i also remember my first day (2nd day after release ) when i first made Jwiz the introduction saying that ur invited to join the wizards guild and yatta yatta somewhere in that it said somtin about new wizards meet outside for training or somtin so i completed my furst quest and went outside where i saw all the people at the spot where you spawn from that spiritmaster so i go up there wait for half an hour and finaly start shouting Is this were new wizards meet? shouted that bout five times before someone told me there is nothin like that ingame. Geez i was such a newb
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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Aug 12, 2004 11:08:34 GMT -5
LOL! Yeah Jwiz, you just keep going back there. I heard that they have monthly meetings after being pounded to death by a couple of orcs. I think the meetings are about building up your moral....maybe because of the orcs? lol.
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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Aug 12, 2004 12:10:06 GMT -5
One of the funny things I have seen in game is myself! I am a female delf enchater. First off, I have blue hair, that in itself is wierd, but it gets even better. When I turn myself into a dwarf I have 2 blue hunny buns for my hair do...and, get this, a Go-T! No joke, I have a blue go-T. Lol! I think the devs had a little to much fun with that one lol.
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Post by Zugarok on Aug 12, 2004 12:13:28 GMT -5
No they just were trying to facilitate your suppressed desire for Facial hair.
"it's the beards"- Aragorn to Eowyn LOTR-TT ;D
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Post by Rhabuka on Aug 12, 2004 12:47:59 GMT -5
Haha, Jwiz!! That is really funny  Slyfoot, please show us the dwarf guise sometime, the blue hunny buns and facial hair must be a sight to behold!! |
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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Aug 12, 2004 13:28:10 GMT -5
Lol! You got me there Zug, right on the mark. I have always wanted facial hair! (Not!) Lol!
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Post by Kyrinn the Black on Aug 12, 2004 16:29:14 GMT -5
I don't know if this is funny or sad. I know I was laughing though.
Last night at the Deathfist camp south of Muniels Tea Garden I had a pretty bad group. At 23rd level a lot of the are blue so it's not a very dangerous place under normal circumstances. My group found new ways to keep things interesting for me though.
Our DD kept chatting and going AFK instead of actualy hitting anything. Saddly that's when he was being most helpful. I tend to let the other group members finish off the fleeing mobs while I go grab another one. I would often come back to find that one of our DD's decided to pull one for me. Two isn't a big deal, but when one of the two would flee, only about half of the time would someone chase it. Not a big deal when it was just two of them because I could chase them down with the other deathfists hitting me in the back of the head. The group would have to be helpful to draw aggro so that wasn't a problem.
Sometimes when the two DD's would actualy chase the fleeing mobs they would bring back a couple of fresh deathfists (no kidding, on more than one occasion they would show back up with two fresh deathfists and the one that they were chasing freshly healed as one of the adds). We would be fighting up to 5 at the same time. Usualy when things got really hairy the DD's would stop attacking altogether and watch me and the healer try to fight them all off. I'm not implying the healer was great either, he mostly didnt heal me until I was already almost dead (I love veil of death and bloodwasp).
One of the DD's would always stand away from the group all the way down the hill where he would get attacked by ones that spawned there. I kept telling him to back up and he kept going right back there. We fought the chief before we were ready on several occasions before we were ready because of this. Chief is still Red to me so he's kind of a big deal. Most of the time we fought him with a couple of adds too, and the rest of the group insisted on fighting the non-healer adds before hitting anything useful, either that or they would stand their and watch.
I know most of you are asking "Kyrinn, why didn't you leave the group if they were that bad?". It's because it was great dissaster training. I'd hate to blow it big when I was grouping with people I cared about so I used them to practice on. When all was said and done there were 4 deaths. Bard guy that frequently dissapeared from the group camp for no reason died twice. Rogue guy that stood around doing nothing too close to chief Kimlosh's tent all the time died once. Shaman guy that didn't like healing me died once. Kyrinn died 0 times.
Kyrinn was granted 0% of the loot.
The funniest part about the whole expierence was that I had just crafted myself a new weapon and a new set of armor and had my entire bank account on me the whole time. Didn't even realise it until after the group split up.
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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Aug 13, 2004 6:57:47 GMT -5
Lol. That would have been a sad thing if Kyrinn had died even 1 times. Man that would have been the icing on the cake. It was funny though....dissaster training lol!
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Post by Zugarok on Aug 13, 2004 8:31:52 GMT -5
Kyrinn...we are the yin and yang of the tanking world...lucky for me I'm getting the good side of it  Wish we played at the same time or you would have an elven combat bard to back you up and grab extra aggro when necessary. The no loot sux...wow maybe it is time to start praying to Innoruuk for some good groups dam... |
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