Post by Zugarok on Aug 13, 2004 11:08:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300](this is supposed to be written in jest so please don't take offense if you are mentioned herein...and I am very sorry if you are offended. Some of these events are true, some partially true and some are just the fodder of the imagination of an idle mind)[/glow]
This seems to be somewhat akin to the position of drummer in Spinal Tap (or keyboardist for the Grateful Dead pre-Garcia demise).
The unenviable fate of the past Masters:
Antonia Katta wore the mantle of Master for the now defunct Phoenix of the Combine...Her active reign spanned perhaps a day...It seems that the PS2 gnomes came while she was dosing and stole her PS2. The Phoenix flopped on the ground with it's feathers all but plucked out ...
Krystis Thex- wore the austere title of Empress. Her reign was slightly longer...keeping the masses inline based on the false threat of Antonia...Once this hoax was exposed the empire rose up and called for an end of Royalty and a distribution of power to the masses...As in with all revolutions, casualties occured, the most devastating being the implosion of the Empress herself, sucking all the works and history of her past empire with her into the devoid black hole eqrpa.proboards27.com/index.cgi
RPAadmina- poor minion of the dark elf rogue known as Shadowshank. This poor soul has been known to have in the words of his host Shadowshank 'expired' (as in gamecard).
I am currently making an attempt to revive this last victim so that he may spread this vile plague on the democratically elected new administrators. Please focus all of your positive thoughts on the poor brave souls who shall bear the albatross of "Master" around their all too thin necks.
This seems to be somewhat akin to the position of drummer in Spinal Tap (or keyboardist for the Grateful Dead pre-Garcia demise).
The unenviable fate of the past Masters:
Antonia Katta wore the mantle of Master for the now defunct Phoenix of the Combine...Her active reign spanned perhaps a day...It seems that the PS2 gnomes came while she was dosing and stole her PS2. The Phoenix flopped on the ground with it's feathers all but plucked out ...
Krystis Thex- wore the austere title of Empress. Her reign was slightly longer...keeping the masses inline based on the false threat of Antonia...Once this hoax was exposed the empire rose up and called for an end of Royalty and a distribution of power to the masses...As in with all revolutions, casualties occured, the most devastating being the implosion of the Empress herself, sucking all the works and history of her past empire with her into the devoid black hole eqrpa.proboards27.com/index.cgi
RPAadmina- poor minion of the dark elf rogue known as Shadowshank. This poor soul has been known to have in the words of his host Shadowshank 'expired' (as in gamecard).
I am currently making an attempt to revive this last victim so that he may spread this vile plague on the democratically elected new administrators. Please focus all of your positive thoughts on the poor brave souls who shall bear the albatross of "Master" around their all too thin necks.
