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Post by Belladonn on Dec 21, 2004 12:27:42 GMT -5
I have to admit, I liked running errands alot more for Old Walt than I do for Thom Gubbins. Old Walt only had me killing goblins. Though they supposedly at one time had some kind of intelligence, (which I find hard to believe) they certainly don't have much up there nowadays.
Anyway I rose to the 15th rank among the Deeppockets and Old Walt tells me to start asking Good Ol' Thom for errands.
I says, "Walt, you raised me from a nubbin on the old oak by the lake, why ya ditchin me now?"
Walt says, "Oh Belladonn, it is not ditchin' that I had in mind, though I do say it was hard to let such a bonnie lass as yerself go work for Mr. Thom..."
I stood, and gave him the most vexxing glare I could muster and harumphed out of his hole.
I wandered down by the lake and teased big Carl while I collected myself and prepared to become Thom Gubbin's lackey...even the thought turned my stomach.
Thom was such a bully when I was a kid...he used to pick me up and push me down just to steal my thicketberry pie. I always wanted to tell on him to the Deputies but Walt used ta say, "there is honor amongst the Deeppockets...and you better keep an eye wide open if you be looking to turn on your mates."
So I suffered quietly and plotted a bit. Though I don't have a huge capacity for revenge...I did believe that I would be a failure in Bristlebane's eye if Thom never got his come uppance.
But look at me now being sent to Bobble Bywater to do this grace girdled galumpin's business...
GRRRR
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Post by acheron on Jan 15, 2005 4:53:09 GMT -5
(yeah i like pie too..but...why you halfling gotta be so small and...and annoying! always pickin my pockets...dam things...they just never learn!)
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