Rhab and zug to the rescue

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Rhab and zug to the rescue Sept 15, 2004 15:10:03 GMT -5

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Post by MerriMekko on Sept 15, 2004 15:10:03 GMT -5

Rhab and zug are up in the land of the frozen north.

‘brrr, me gotta put da frr cote on” 
“ joo got fur y joo cold” 
“ me got now, not have but now have” 
:: paws slip slightly on icy lake::

“go bak ta rees’es keep” 
“ zug, tink we slided past the castle” 
:: there is a bloody path leading away from them::

“ zug, yous hert?” 
::zug reaches down gets handful of bloody snow and sniffs::

“smell gud, me hungry” 
“dat not ogur blood. maybes we follow it, maybes led to fud” 
::after a short distance they come to a badly made tent and they hear a low moan come from inside the tent::

“wut dat zug? Here dat?” 
“yummy twins, dey skanks. dem trixie longs look yummy lets’s get ‘em” 
:: inside tent you find a black elf that is covered in blood and he looks dead::

“zug dis way” 
“me come bak eeet dese two later?” 
“yar yar, fine. luk here, a blak elf. me not tink me can heal him still “ 
:: tent almost falls on rhab::

“not elf” 
“no , dat a blak elf” 
“ but now tent on him” 
:: zug sniffs:: “hmm smell like hooman” 
::tent is currently down on top of black elf::

“ o now me tink me smell elf” ::snorts::

“zug, do we know dis balk elf? maybes get da tent away” 
::zug stabs hole in tent with cutlass and just misses stabbing the black elf::

“ ZUG uses da hands. me want to be sure he ded or not ded” 
::zug reaches in pulls elf out by scrawny neck::

::moan::

“ah , not ded” 
:: zug drops it at bears paws::

:: rhabuka prepares healin spell::

“me start fire” 
:: paws begin to glow blue::

:: zug gasps:: “no me hungry” 
“bah” 
“me slit wit joo” 
“yous kno dese one not tatse gud” 
:: zug pokes elf and the elf jiggles::

“yous membe when you chewed on shadow shank” 
:: moan::

“lotsa meet on dis one” 
“ yous distrack me” 
“me just eet it’s leg” 
“NO” 
“just one:?” 
::rhabukas paws start glowin again::

“it don’t need two” 
“ zug, go eet dat arctic spyder over dere lotta legs on it” 
::finally casts healing spell on black elf::

“dem ancient snowbat look yummy let’s get ;em!!” 
::mumble::

“ youse can talk blak elf” 
“Merri?” 
“no, me not merri, dis here rhabuka da ogre” 
“oh” 
“who yous be” 
“Oh no, is there another body near here, we got to
save her” 
“huh” 
“Oh I am feadin” 
::Zug chomps on snowbat::

“She was with me when we attacked lady Vox” 
::zug burrrrppppppppp::

“hey zug, luk in tent for oder bode” 
“dey dum dey attak dargon” 
:: feadin slowly gets up::

“yous brave feadin” 
::zug pokes tent wit cutlass::

“but yous not sluk strong nuff for dragon killin” 
“I was sent up here by merris father to prove my love
for her” 
“ zug, use hand agin okies? so merri in dere?” 
::zug smaks rhabuks::

“he said if I was able to slay lady vox I could marry her” 
::zug pokes tent again wit cutlass::

:: rhabuka smacks zugarok back harder::

“please we have to find her” 
“zug, she be in dere?” 
:: zug looks at cutlass:: “no blud” 
:: feadin gasps::

“maybes yous pik up tent, luk in it” 
“me use joor club” 
“no weapon usin” 
“is her body in there? She was a great cleric I don’t see
how she could have survived though” 
::rhabuka paws through remains of tattered tent:: “me
not see any merri in here” 
“ok maybe she survived then. I don’t know, all I know is
that I told her to run and I woke up here with you” 
“so where yous tink she be?” 
“if she survived she would have gone back to her family
in Freeport” 
“me no care Merrimekko disrespect zugarok and ellindar
frend” 
“ we do meet here one time, when da slyfoot wuz hert” 
“why would she do that, she is the kindest most
beautiful girl in the world” 
:: zug looks at feadin and starts to drool::

“zug…”

:: feadin starts to look worried. Hands start to glow and
poof out comes cuddles the swarming death thingy::

“feadin, she was big helper to slyfoot. But she not
trust us or da elfling. did you just poot?” 
“no that’s cuddles, hes my pet. Your friend there looks a little hungry” 
“he always like dat. Me not even wore no more” 
“do you know what might have happened to merri, I
have to find her as soon as I can” 
“like me say she no frend me” 
“im sorry to hear that, I do know that she and her
sister made a point to learn your language to be friends
of the ogres” 
“be glad we no eet joo wen joo in tent” 
“and she not nice t her sis Wilkens eeder” 
“what? What did she do to her sister?” 
“yar me no trust cleric uv inruuk” 
“bad stuff” 
“oh no, that’s not good.” 
“ yar, and she do bad stuff to slyfoot too, in cold place” 
“she must think I am dead” 
”Yar slyfut me frend. She proov self wit dah goblinz” 
“ were can I find this slyfut person?” 
“Y shud we tell joo” 
“she have many shapes, not always easy to find her” 
“please, if merri thinks im dead she will do more harm” 
“so be it someone will kill her” 
“me hurd dark elf darlena huntin her down” 
“oh, she strong dat one” 
“I cant let that happen, she really is a nice person, she
was the sweetest thing around, she would go out of
her way to help” 
“den merri bedder hide” 
“she toked wit u’edne and dubble crossed her” 
“oh dear, I will have to find her fast then, I thank you
for your help” 
:: poof pet disappears::

“me tink joo giv fish az tanks” 
“maybes if yous find does oder blak elfs, dey know
more stuff” 
“me no eet werds” 
“I will go and look for them, I am in your debt for saving
my life. I hope you get the chance to meet the real
merri, she is the most beautiful person around. One more question before I go, do you know ho I would be able to find her sister?” 
“coming frum dark elf dat meen she plot destroy wurkd” 
“she not too purdy when we seen her dat time:” 
“hmmm, where dat Wilkens?” 
“y we tell joo she no closee joo seezin” 
“I tink maybes yous find bunch of people in Freeport,
dat desert city” 
“don’t tell him rhabuka. d’oh, why joo do dat. poor
Wilkens” 
“I wont harm her, I promise you that. If I do you can
come and eat me” 
“and be sre de poot cloud not hert her eeder” 
:: zug gets out a fork, knife and bib from a bag::

“I wont eve bring out cuddles when I talk to her, I promise” 
“okies” 
:: feadin backs away:: “wait till after I talk to Wilkens
please, Im not food yet” 
“bedder go before zug try eet yous anyway” 
“if she says I have harmed her in any way then I will
meet you so you can eat me” 
:: feadin runs::

“now wut” 
:: rhabuka watches as the dark elf trots off towards
the castle::

“dem trixie longs look yummy let’s get em!!!” 
:: feadin runs for his life::

:: rhabuka grins as he increases his speed::

“now we eet dese twins?” 
“bedder not. Go find anuder snowbat?”

Last Edit: Sept 15, 2004 21:58:01 GMT -5 by MerriMekko

Slyfoot M'Zors Mythmaker Storyweaver Enchantress of the Wisp Posts: 442	Rhab and zug to the rescue Sept 15, 2004 15:24:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Sept 15, 2004 15:24:48 GMT -5 ( lol! Merri that was so funny! Had me chuckling..hehe)
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Rhab and zug to the rescue Sept 15, 2004 22:03:31 GMT -5

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Post by MerriMekko on Sept 15, 2004 22:03:31 GMT -5

( i have to say that Feadin is an actual char, hes a lvl 60 nec. and a very good friend of mine. we have been playing together since we met in beta for frontiers. and yes his pet's name is cuddles. when we used to grp together we used to make jokes bout cuddles and miss kitty ( i used to be a shammy then). he was nice enough to let me use him in my sl, and it was his idea to be killed, or i should say almost killed by lady vox)

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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Sept 15, 2004 15:24:48 GMT -5

Post by MerriMekko on Sept 15, 2004 22:03:31 GMT -5