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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Sept 9, 2004 9:16:29 GMT -5
(Hey guys! I am looking for inspritation! I have worked up a great accent for Hunnybun, but now I just need someting that I can express it through. I am thinking along the lines of an Irish accent, but I need a story to tell. Gimmie some ideas here guys, then I will take one and write about it! Thanks a bunch!)
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Post by Slyfoot M'Zors on Sept 14, 2004 9:45:05 GMT -5
Story 1: 'Arry Women
( This tale was inspired by Rhabuka who told me she thought it would be good if I did a story about having a were-creature come accros my path, and me being upset for the were being harrier than I was. For those of you who have not had the pleasure of meeting Hunnybun Beardbearer, she, yes she, is a one of Slyfoot’s guises. She is female dwarf with blue hair tied up in two Hunnybuns. Not only that, but SHE has a gotee! Quite the sight! I hope you enjoy, and if you approach your friends and speak to them in an Irish accent after reading this, it is perfectly normal. )
Whel, youe knowe deh dwarhves. Deh loik dehr women ‘arry. Soe, aye stuuped by deh tavern fer eh wee bit’ o ale. Youe knowe ‘ow theht goes. So, aye wus sitten en deh corner getting eh wee beht tippseh an dis dwarf, ‘eh cuums and sits by meh. ‘eh starts gloating uuver meh an, aftehr a cuuple drinks, ‘eh sturts gehting a wee beht teippseh too. So ‘eh sturts runnin ‘eh’s grubbeh fingers through meh bearhd! Being dat aye wus doin an undercuuver job at deh time, aye didn’t stop ehm. An den dis uuther lassie cuums waltzin in deh door. At fehrst, sheh wasn’t ‘arry. But than sheh goes and turns ‘erself in to a grreat ‘arry Beahst! An all deh men, deh goes swarming to ‘ehr. Meh undercuuver job ruined, aye sat mehself uuver in deh corner, an drank meh ale. ‘Ow dare dat lass cuume in ‘ere and be more ‘arry than meh!
(Let me know if you have any other ideas as to what Hunnybun should write about. I would love to write it up! )
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