Post by konku on Sept 7, 2004 20:13:38 GMT -5
Me was jus a yung oga of Oggok. Not even of the 2nd Season. Me parents were out wanderin' round in da big world. A bunch of dose crooked dwarfs made a deal with da ugly lookin' trolls and dark elfs. Dey bombarded me parents carriage and murdered them. Dey den used dere bodyies as stachues. Dey cleaned dem out and put cement in dere bodyies. It was a wicked horridable image. Me camed here tu get my revenge on dose dwarfs, trolls, and dark elfs. Dey shall by me blade dat I hold in my other left hand. Da utta day, I was walking around, and one of da dark elfs camed up tu me, and started sumtin. He pushted me and called me smelly. Dat made me rilly mad! So I tooked out my blade, and cut off hees hed. It is now on my mantle in my room at the Oggok Inn. Maybe dat will teach dose ugly lil dark elfs not to mess with me! Joo all who dare try and defeat me, will be bashed very gud in da head, and nokked unconches!
