Post by Zugarok on Aug 31, 2004 8:51:35 GMT -5
Me wish dat darn elf Ellindar wuz heer but he hide frum evil priestess. So me jus' say best me can.
Me go ta banker and he tell me joo got no tunar.
Me say 'how dat be.'
He say, 'you take all out"
Me get mad, but too many round to bash him so me sneer and move on. Me luk for lifemate and me tell her we need get tunar or me not hav tunar to eet.
She say, 'Ok'
She get frend Belah and Enfeeble. Dey be ded wizzes. Joo no dey like ta play wit dah tings we kill, me no not why dey jus don't eet dem but dey hooman and hooman iz weerd.
Since we meet in Brog Fens me say me heer dere Orc fort neerby. Dem Orcs ujullee hav lotsa tunar. Me not no wher dey get frum, Ogre no hav lots tunar, n Ogre better den orc.
So we go to make pillije dah fort. Me notice long way dat dah enforsers in Blackwater wud never make it az bouncers. Dey week and do not gud job...not like bouncer hoo strong n formdable.
We pass week dog guys n few cow hed guyz on way to fort. Me smak raider gard and we four go in. Me start slaughter wit profit den sum reever. Den me get dah Warcheef Wktaan hisself. He tuff but he still die like rest. Me keep grabbing n we keep dah death toll big.
One howevr try get away. He run out dah fort. Me run after...me no want him get reforsement. When me run out new raider gard run at me. Me ok 3 orc on one ogre iz no swet. Me start bak towardz frends Rhabuka, Belah n Enfeeble...but dey had follow too close. 5 Orc had ambushed dem. Me grab n grab till all 8 try kill Ogre n no hooman. Me start feel overwhelm. Me feel Rhabuka aid, den me feel sick aid make me feel better. Me tink dat come frum Belah, but me no shur since me handz wuz full. Me feel me almos beet...but me no dat witout strong ogre rest no chance. So me buck up and dey start tah fall. 1 by 1 dey lay on ground and me get stronger. Finally dere be 8 corpses n none be my frend. Me feel gud Belah feel better, she make new seezin in fray. We strip dah corpses den tuk our revenge.
So be careful wen joo go try get ezy cash. Dem orcs dat follow Wktaan are trixy.
Me go ta banker and he tell me joo got no tunar.
Me say 'how dat be.'
He say, 'you take all out"
Me get mad, but too many round to bash him so me sneer and move on. Me luk for lifemate and me tell her we need get tunar or me not hav tunar to eet.
She say, 'Ok'
She get frend Belah and Enfeeble. Dey be ded wizzes. Joo no dey like ta play wit dah tings we kill, me no not why dey jus don't eet dem but dey hooman and hooman iz weerd.
Since we meet in Brog Fens me say me heer dere Orc fort neerby. Dem Orcs ujullee hav lotsa tunar. Me not no wher dey get frum, Ogre no hav lots tunar, n Ogre better den orc.
So we go to make pillije dah fort. Me notice long way dat dah enforsers in Blackwater wud never make it az bouncers. Dey week and do not gud job...not like bouncer hoo strong n formdable.
We pass week dog guys n few cow hed guyz on way to fort. Me smak raider gard and we four go in. Me start slaughter wit profit den sum reever. Den me get dah Warcheef Wktaan hisself. He tuff but he still die like rest. Me keep grabbing n we keep dah death toll big.
One howevr try get away. He run out dah fort. Me run after...me no want him get reforsement. When me run out new raider gard run at me. Me ok 3 orc on one ogre iz no swet. Me start bak towardz frends Rhabuka, Belah n Enfeeble...but dey had follow too close. 5 Orc had ambushed dem. Me grab n grab till all 8 try kill Ogre n no hooman. Me start feel overwhelm. Me feel Rhabuka aid, den me feel sick aid make me feel better. Me tink dat come frum Belah, but me no shur since me handz wuz full. Me feel me almos beet...but me no dat witout strong ogre rest no chance. So me buck up and dey start tah fall. 1 by 1 dey lay on ground and me get stronger. Finally dere be 8 corpses n none be my frend. Me feel gud Belah feel better, she make new seezin in fray. We strip dah corpses den tuk our revenge.
So be careful wen joo go try get ezy cash. Dem orcs dat follow Wktaan are trixy.
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