Post by Rhabuka on Aug 23, 2004 7:39:57 GMT -5
(As scribed from eqoarealms.com... interview conducted by the gnome Mordia, intrepid reporter of Tunaria)
Mordia: Nice lair. So what is a girl to do in an ice bo….. umm I mean in a lovely domain? (Gulp)
Lady Vox: Thank you, gnomeling. I enjoy many activities in my domain, in fact there are not enough hours in the day to do all the things I want to accomplish.
M: Would you please describe some of the activities you enjoy.
LV: I do quite enjoy the usual dragon activities such as randomly destroying a village, receiving my rightful tribute and dining on intrepid adventures who seek to defile my liar. Sometimes I like to stretch my wings and snatch a Barbarian off the tundra for a quick snack.
M: Hmm, indeed. You know you are really hard to get a hold of; I had to sneak through an icy maze, avoid numerous guards such as Giants, hounds, Voxites, not to mention the illusionary moral. When I finally reached your sanctum a polar bear and mammoth almost ate me before your personal assistant noticed me and called them off. Are these precautions required?
LV: I do have an image to uphold, tiny one. If it was too easy, I would be swarmed with potential dragon slayers. I would kill them in droves, people would eventually lose interest, and I would lose my sport. And I just can’t have that.
M: Ah, yes dragon slayers. I met a few of those on the way in. They were busy with some large hounds I believe. Some kind of disagreement over if they had the right to pass or not.
LV: Yes my little pets hold the strictest standards when it comes to who gets to see me. But I trust their judgment in those matters. They never let anyone through who I would not enjoy eating.
M: Eating? Ummm…ok on to another subject. How does one acquire worshipers such as yours?
LV: Well, it’s not as if you interview them.
M: Precisely. But how are you sure of there loyalty?
LV: Just being a dragon lends a lot of respect not available to other races. I merely work off of fear and admiration that comes with the station. They come in droves really. For most of them there is no where else for them to go. Then of course there are those who bring traitors to me for “punishment”. If you know what I mean?
M: Indeed.
LV: The main requirement really is that they get along with the rest of the worshipers. At least until their services are no longer required. You’re situation is quite similar, my dear.
M: Ummm, How so?
LV: I have a rather short attention span and a large appetite and I believe you are to be my midmorning snack.
Mordia: Nice lair. So what is a girl to do in an ice bo….. umm I mean in a lovely domain? (Gulp)
Lady Vox: Thank you, gnomeling. I enjoy many activities in my domain, in fact there are not enough hours in the day to do all the things I want to accomplish.
M: Would you please describe some of the activities you enjoy.
LV: I do quite enjoy the usual dragon activities such as randomly destroying a village, receiving my rightful tribute and dining on intrepid adventures who seek to defile my liar. Sometimes I like to stretch my wings and snatch a Barbarian off the tundra for a quick snack.
M: Hmm, indeed. You know you are really hard to get a hold of; I had to sneak through an icy maze, avoid numerous guards such as Giants, hounds, Voxites, not to mention the illusionary moral. When I finally reached your sanctum a polar bear and mammoth almost ate me before your personal assistant noticed me and called them off. Are these precautions required?
LV: I do have an image to uphold, tiny one. If it was too easy, I would be swarmed with potential dragon slayers. I would kill them in droves, people would eventually lose interest, and I would lose my sport. And I just can’t have that.
M: Ah, yes dragon slayers. I met a few of those on the way in. They were busy with some large hounds I believe. Some kind of disagreement over if they had the right to pass or not.
LV: Yes my little pets hold the strictest standards when it comes to who gets to see me. But I trust their judgment in those matters. They never let anyone through who I would not enjoy eating.
M: Eating? Ummm…ok on to another subject. How does one acquire worshipers such as yours?
LV: Well, it’s not as if you interview them.
M: Precisely. But how are you sure of there loyalty?
LV: Just being a dragon lends a lot of respect not available to other races. I merely work off of fear and admiration that comes with the station. They come in droves really. For most of them there is no where else for them to go. Then of course there are those who bring traitors to me for “punishment”. If you know what I mean?
M: Indeed.
LV: The main requirement really is that they get along with the rest of the worshipers. At least until their services are no longer required. You’re situation is quite similar, my dear.
M: Ummm, How so?
LV: I have a rather short attention span and a large appetite and I believe you are to be my midmorning snack.
