Post by Zugarok on Aug 10, 2004 13:08:47 GMT -5
Me wuz hungry. Me luv Rhabuka Snake tail soup. So me go to cave of serpents ta smash some for her.
Me smak and smash and dice and slice. All of dah sudden me hear footstep. Me say to self.
"Zug, joo hearing tings, snakes don't walk how dere be footsteps"
So me smash and smash a few more, me even kill king. Den me hear more shuffling. Me not go 32 seasins witout lurning little bit. So me ask.
'Hoo Dere"
From nutting steps Jalc. He tell me he not want ta scare me but wuz seeing me kill dah snakes.
I say ta him, me got 'nuff snakes me will play wit dem while joo kill dem. He like dat idea so me curse at a snake and Jalc trow his bottles. He kill first snake. So me yell bad werds at second snake. Jalc trow bottles and snake turn to get Jalc. Me have hard time pickin dat one out coz few more snake come.
Snake eet Jalc, me feel bad.
Me kill snake.
Jalc come back, me try again. Dis time neer entrance, snake bite Jalc twice, Jalc go see spiritmaster, ogre feel bad.
Me smak and smash and dice and slice. All of dah sudden me hear footstep. Me say to self.
"Zug, joo hearing tings, snakes don't walk how dere be footsteps"
So me smash and smash a few more, me even kill king. Den me hear more shuffling. Me not go 32 seasins witout lurning little bit. So me ask.
'Hoo Dere"
From nutting steps Jalc. He tell me he not want ta scare me but wuz seeing me kill dah snakes.
I say ta him, me got 'nuff snakes me will play wit dem while joo kill dem. He like dat idea so me curse at a snake and Jalc trow his bottles. He kill first snake. So me yell bad werds at second snake. Jalc trow bottles and snake turn to get Jalc. Me have hard time pickin dat one out coz few more snake come.
Snake eet Jalc, me feel bad.
Me kill snake.
Jalc come back, me try again. Dis time neer entrance, snake bite Jalc twice, Jalc go see spiritmaster, ogre feel bad.
