The Real Life Adventures of Chunkie and Friends

[Loveless]

::Disclaimer::
Theses stories are all true they have only been edited so as to not break the RPA rules (cursing and other things of that nature)

Once upon a time...

Chunkie and Shadowbreath were on the train in New York City. When three drunk older men got on. They began harassing a woman and made her so uncomfortable that she move to the other side of the train.
Shadowbreath walked up to her and asked her " are you alright, she said "No those men were bothering me" So being the kind of guy he is Shadowbreath walked up to the men and ask if they had disrespected the lady.
They answered " no she was just being a stupid ::bleep::"
So Shadowbreath told them "don't speak about her that way"
Chunkie being the half crazy/impulsively violent person he is tells them "Yo , shut up' don't get beat up!!"
Obviously shocked one of the men said "What?"
Chunkie continued taunting the by slowly saying "Shut up, Dont... get... beat... up!
One of the men being the bravest of them steeped up and went on in length about how he used to bee a boxer in Argentina.

Chunkie never at a lost of words tells him "Well we're not in Argentina, we're on the L train and you're about to get effed up"
He then shoved him and followed up with a quick punch to the head, his two friends quickly got up and stood between Chunkie and him, One of them pushed Chunkie back and Shadowbreath instantly threw him on top of the other downed man, while Chunkie grabbed the third man and threw him on to the two on the floor and began kicking all three of them.
Shadowbreath pulled Chunkie off them and started yelling at them saying "see what happens when you disrespect women on the train!!!"

At this point the rest of the passengers on the train were standing horrified watching two young guys beating and berating three older men.

The women being grateful said "Thank you" and got off the train a couple of stops later. The three men sat down and stayed quite the rest of the trip and Chunkie and Shadowbreath went on about their journey.

This is the end for now, but there are more stories to be told...

[Elindar]

Wow, that is quite a story. I fully disrespect both of them for their resorting to violence in such a cavalier, clockwork orange sort of way. I also find them rather foolish and naieve in this world. I would have them read articles on recent firearm legislation passed in Florida. (I know it was New York and not Florida) but in Florida, the three men could have just shot Shadow and Chunkie, and gotten off scott free leaving a poor dead elf rogue and halfling animator without any chance of a rez.

[Kyrinn the Black]

Very true Elindar. Shadowbreath and Chunkie could have indeed gotten their butts blown off in that situation. In the future I would recommend packing just in case. It's a lot easier than most people think to get a CCW so there is no reason to be picking fights while unarmed. I also carry a big stick everywhere I go because sometimes the 9mm solution is a little excessive.

Want to know more about getting a CCW?
www.packing.org/

[Elindar]