A day in the life of Sly

[Slyfoot M'Zors]

So me and my buddy, here after known as Bobbet, where on our way to retrieve some items she had mistakenly left at home with her purse. These included items such as her dorm key, her ID card, and her mail box key. Her family had overnighted the keys and ID card, but in order to retrieve the package from the mail office, she needed her mail key to get the package slip, and her ID to pick up the package…both of which were in the package themselves.

So, the guy at the mail desk asks if she has any photo ID. Of course not, that is why she was there. Then he asks if she has any mail with her name on it. Um, negative, she would need her mail key for that. So he finally gets out the school directory and has Bobbet recite off her home address. Of course she is able to do that, and the guy hands over the package. I couldn’t help but say, “Well, she could have just been a stocker of Bobbet, and know her home address”….odd pause….Ok so on our way now with the small tape bound box. “You need a key to open that?” I question slyly innocent. We exchange laughter and I we hack away the tape with my keys. And finally, the package is open, and with in….what? A care package! After all that trouble, it wasn’t the right package to begin with!


Just a reminder that roses aren’t the only thing you should stop, take a moment, and enjoy life!

[Gaien]

And the next time you go in to get a package without ID the clerk will look at you and say "no way, you're that chick that stalks people..."