Post by Rhabuka on Mar 28, 2005 15:50:49 GMT -5
From the main EQOA boards, written by NoelWebster:
(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
You Might be a Rednecromancer if ...
... your undead summons have more teeth than you do.
... you've altered your Sickle of Escron to double as a handy bottle opener.
... you lament the lack of robes available in plaid flannel designs.
... you're fond of fighting the Chaos Rats in Collinridge Cemetary ... not only for the XP, but also because they're "good eatin".
... you reanimated the bones of your late huntin' dawg.
... you mistakenly refer to the Nasehir as "NASCAR".
... you can spread Baga Rash without having to cast the spell.
... you keep pestering your group's bard to play Dueling Banjos or Hank Williams Jr. instead of his usual set.
... you always purchase drinks in six-packs.
... you have no ethical objections to dating your recently resurrected sister.
... you've taught Ancient Death to wear a baseball cap and speak in a Southern drawl.
... you refer to residents of Surefall Glade as "city folk".
(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
You Might be a Rednecromancer if ...
... your undead summons have more teeth than you do.
... you've altered your Sickle of Escron to double as a handy bottle opener.
... you lament the lack of robes available in plaid flannel designs.
... you're fond of fighting the Chaos Rats in Collinridge Cemetary ... not only for the XP, but also because they're "good eatin".
... you reanimated the bones of your late huntin' dawg.
... you mistakenly refer to the Nasehir as "NASCAR".
... you can spread Baga Rash without having to cast the spell.
... you keep pestering your group's bard to play Dueling Banjos or Hank Williams Jr. instead of his usual set.
... you always purchase drinks in six-packs.
... you have no ethical objections to dating your recently resurrected sister.
... you've taught Ancient Death to wear a baseball cap and speak in a Southern drawl.
... you refer to residents of Surefall Glade as "city folk".
