Post by Gaien on Feb 17, 2005 23:35:23 GMT -5
In honor of my newly appointed title, here are a few Not-So-Common Philosophical Sayings By TheShoyruPanda
Which is worse: Ignorance or Apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
That which does not kill me only delays the inevitable.
He who lives in glass house...see lots of birds hit his windows
Jesus Saves! He passes to Moses! He shoots! Yes! and it counts
"You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?" - Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never pet a burning dog. (I wonder how they found that one out…)
Just when they idiot-proofed it, God made a bigger idiot.
Man who live in glass house, changes in basement.
"I drank what !?" – Socrates
We'll blow that bridge when we reach it.
He who bites the dust has to brush his teeth.
Lotteries are a tax on people who suck at math.
Indecision is the key to flexibility
When life gives you lemons, you still need water, sugar, glasses, napkins... OR Ask for Tequila and Salt
Never pee on an electric fence. (Ouch)
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect then why practice
A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.
Woman who fly upside down in airplane have crack up (Ancient Chinese proverb?)
He who walks behind car gets exhausted
One should forgive one's enemies. But not before they're hanged!
When life gives u lemons, stick em down ur bra to make ur boobs look bigger.
Which is worse: Ignorance or Apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
That which does not kill me only delays the inevitable.
He who lives in glass house...see lots of birds hit his windows
Jesus Saves! He passes to Moses! He shoots! Yes! and it counts
"You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?" - Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never pet a burning dog. (I wonder how they found that one out…)
Just when they idiot-proofed it, God made a bigger idiot.
Man who live in glass house, changes in basement.
"I drank what !?" – Socrates
We'll blow that bridge when we reach it.
He who bites the dust has to brush his teeth.
Lotteries are a tax on people who suck at math.
Indecision is the key to flexibility
When life gives you lemons, you still need water, sugar, glasses, napkins... OR Ask for Tequila and Salt
Never pee on an electric fence. (Ouch)
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect then why practice
A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.
Woman who fly upside down in airplane have crack up (Ancient Chinese proverb?)
He who walks behind car gets exhausted
One should forgive one's enemies. But not before they're hanged!
When life gives u lemons, stick em down ur bra to make ur boobs look bigger.
